Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Hilda:
Mr. Rothwell?

Mr. Rothwell:
Yeah?

Hilda:
Hi, I’m Hilda Spellman, Sabrina’s aunt. I wanted to talk to you about the test she took today.

Mr. Rothwell:
Excellent timing, I’ve just finished correcting them. I’ll find hers.

Hilda:
Oh, thanks. See, she’s upset because she thinks she’s failed, but I know she didn’t because she’s very bright and she studied so hard-

Mr. Rothwell:
[interrupting] She got an ‘F’

Hilda:
[shocked] That’s impossible! Are you sure you added it up right?

Mr. Rothwell:
[mockingly] Miss Spellman, I’m a math teacher but feel free to double check. [He gets up from his desk to put the marked papers away and shows off an inordinately large butt. Hilda stifles a giggle] There were fifteen questions. The first five were worth forty points, the next five worth forty-five and the last five were worth fifteen. Sabrina got two of the biggies, three of the middies and one of the babies for a grand total of forty-five points. What percent of a hundred?

Hilda:
Oh! I-er... Fifteen questions, one hundred points, thirty-two... I have no idea!

Mr. Rothwell:
Forty-five percent! Jeez, no wonder she failed...

Hilda:
[gasps] But I didn’t have a chance to study for this meeting!