Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1

Rulebearer:
Do you mind if I smoke? It’s only bubbles.

Sabrina:
Go ahead.

Rulebearer:
Oh, I’ve been trying to quit, but my job is so stressful... [blows on her pipe]

Sabrina:
Stress? Tell me about it.

Rulebearer:
I’m sorry about the rules. I don’t make them up, I only read them... And personally, I think #714 stinks. I mean, what is so bad about mortals?

Sabrina:
Nothing. Especially Jenny, she was the coolest.

Rule-bearer:
So, why not find a loophole?

Sabrina:
[surprised] There are loopholes?

Rulebearer:
Yeah, don’t you know the rule?

Sabrina:
What rule?

Rulebearer:
I’m off duty, but... [proclaiming voice] "Rule number 803: For every rule, there is a loop-hole." [normal voice] In fact, there are more loopholes than rules.

Sabrina:
So, there’s a chance I can save Jenny?!

Rule-bearer:
Yeah - but not for another five minutes, I’ve gotta finish my bubbles.