Sam & Cat

[someone knocks the door twice]

Cat:
  Come in, Dice.

Dilben:
  I'm not Dice.  I'm—

Sam:
  Get out.

Cat:
  No.  Um, hi, Dilben!  Come in.  Would you like a muffin?

Dilben:
  I spit on your muffins.

Cat:
  You should try butter.

Dilben:
  Your goat is still here.

Sam:
  It's not our goat.

Cat:
  We're just babysitting him.

Dilben:
  Yeah, right.

Sam:
  Hey, you got another cape.

Dilben:
  I wanna speak to your grandmother.

Cat:
  My Nona?

Dilben:
  Get her.

Sam:
  She doesn't live here anymore.

Dilben:
  Whaaat?

Cat:
  She moved to Elderly Acres.

Sam:
  Yup.

Dilben:
  Interesting.  And who else lives here with you two?

Cat:
  Nobody.

Dilben:
  Delicious.

Sam:
  What are you yammin' about?

Dilben:
  Building rules!  All apartments must have at least one adult resident.  And since you're both in high school, and you're keeping a goat!  My father has two reasons to throw you out!  [tries to leave the house but Sam interrupts him]

Sam:
  Dilben.

Dilben:
  Yeeees.

Sam:
  Before you go… [the next scene shows Dilben with his shirt around his waist and his pants over his head, once again kicked out of the apartment by Sam]  Enjoy your Saturday.

Dilben:
  I still have one more cape!

Sam:
  Suck a truck.  [closes door]

Dilben:
  [leaving]  I will not suck a truck!  Or enjoy my Saturday!

Sam:
  [opens door]  Alright, Dilben, you can have your cape back!  [Dilben runs to the door trying to get his cape back]  Whoops!  [closes the door; Dilben fails and leaves]