Sam & Cat

Narrator (on Dice's laptop screen):
  Heeeeeeeeyyyy kkkkkiiiiiddddssss.  It's time for the wet and wacky world of Salmon Cat.  Today's episode is about SSSSSHHHHHAAAAAARRRIIIINNNNNNGGGG.

Sam:
  [watching Salmon Cat on the screen]  Ugh.  This is TTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE.

Cat:
  [watching Salmon Cat on the screen]  Shh!  I like it!

Salmon Cat (on Dice's laptop screen):
  Meow meow meow meow meow.  I've got a whole bag of candy!

Octo Piggy (on Dice's laptop screen):
  Oink, oink, oink!  Hi there, Salmon Cat!

Salmon Cat (on Dice's laptop screen):
  Hi there, Octo Piggy!

Octo Piggy (on Dice's laptop screen):
  Can I have some candy?

Salmon Cat (on Dice's laptop screen):
  Noooooooooo.

Octo Piggy (on Dice's laptop screen):
  But I was hoping you would SSSSSHHHHHHAAAAAARRRREEEE some of your candy with me!

Sam:
  [sick of the show]  Okay.  I can't watch any more of this trash.