Sam & Cat

Dice:
I'm in major trouble here.

Sam:
No, you're not! 'Cause I'm gonna jump the tuna.

Dice:
Yes.

Cat:
You promised me you wouldn't.

Sam:
Oh, what do you care? You can't like me very much if you're gonna flirt with my ex-boyfriend right in front of my face.

Cat:
W-well you flirted with Robbie right in front of my face.

Sam:
Oh, you mean like this? Mmm… that was some tasty Robbie.

Cat:
Y'know what? Jump your stupid motorcycle over the tuna fish.

Freddie:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That sounds dangerous.

Cat:
It is… and I don't care what happens to you.