Sam & Cat

State regulator:
What are you two, a couple of dummies? Blue Dog Soda has been banned in California!

Cat:
Banned?!

Sam:
Whaaaaaat?!

Cat:
Why?

State regulator:
'Cause there's too much sugar in it and thanks to me, the State Bureau of Interference has passed a law: It is now illegal to sell or to drink Blue Dog Soda.

Sam:
That's insane!

Cat:
That's our favorite beverage.

State regulator:
Too bad! Did you know that some people drink 10-12 bottles of this junk per day?

Cat:
Well, we don't!

Sam:
Yeah, but we drink, like, 1 or 2 a week!

State regulator:
Yeah, well, some people drink too much of it.

Sam:
So? Just 'cause some people drink too much of it, now nobody can have any?

State regulator:
That's right! Because the public is too stupid to be trusted with things that they enjoy!

Chinese Woman:
Wǒ bù xǐhuān nǐ shuōhuà de fāngshì! Wánquán bù hélǐ! ("I don't like the way you talk! It's completely unreasonable!")

State regulator:
Shut up!

Worker Holding Box of Blue Dog:
I'll take it myself.

Another Worker:
Hey, watch out!

(Worker holding box of Blue Dog falls and spills all the Blue Dog)

Sam:
[shrieks]