Samurai Pizza Cats

[The Pizza Cats launch sequence commences. The cats are loaded into a giant gun-shaped launcher that projects from the top of the Pizza Parlour.]

Francine:
It's launch time folks.

Narrator:
The Samurai Pizza Cats leap into action. Polly Esther. Speedy Cerviche. Guido Anchovy.

Chorus:
[sung] Samauri Pizza Cats.

Narrator:
They're ready to fire when you need them just call. They know how to stop crime. Just do what they say. If you don't want a bad time, stay outta their way. [laughs] oh I love those cats.

Chorus:
[sung] Samurai Pizza Cats.

Narrator:
The heroes who always wear fur. [laughs]

Francine:
All systems go. Wind speed and trajectory look good and our biorhythms couldn't be better. Stand by.

Francine:
[loudspeaker] Attention citizens of Little Tokyo. They're off on a mission to save the whole city. What an achievement if you are a kitty.

Francine:
kaboom!

[The Pizza Cats are shot out of the gun into the air in balls of fire/smoke.]

Child:
Look, there goes those stupid pizza cats polluting the atmosphere again!

Mother:
Good grief as if it weren't bad enough dodging pigeons.