Samurai Pizza Cats

Narrator:
Ladies and Gentleman! The Samurai Pizza Cat Fan Club Oath!

The Big Cheese:
The Pizza Cats are Samurai and I'd like to note...

Jerry Atric:
Their antics take your breath away...

The Big Cheese:
Like furballs in your throat.

Speedy:
We kittens are a special breed. We never call retreat.

Guido:
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down...

Polly:
We land upon (blows a kiss) our feet!

Narrator:
So hail to thee, o Pizza Cat! Please ring your little bell! (Speedy rings his collar bell)

Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like...

All: PIZZA CATS! (song starts)

Chorus:
Samurai Pizza Cats!

Narrator:
We hope you liked the show, it's the best that we could do.

Chorus:
Samurai Pizza Cats!

Narrator:
If you could do better, then we'd leave it up to you.

Just a reminder, you might like to know! The Cats will be back for another big show! (laughs) Oh gosh!

Chorus:
Samurai Pizza Cats!

Narrator:
They're fighting crime. Oh yes!

Chorus:
All over town.

2, 4, 6, 8! Why do we expectorate? Samurai Pizza Cats!

Narrator:
Read all the credits, so you know who did the work.

Chorus:
Samurai Pizza Cats! (Narrator laughs)