Sanctuary, Season 2

Kate Freelander:
You call this a plan? Whatever happened to The good old stake through the heart?

Will Zimmerman:
Doesn’t work.

Kate Freelander:
What about all those movies, like Buffy…

Helen Magnus:
Misinformation propaganda. Spread by the vampires themselves— Confuse the enemy, preserve the race.

Kate Freelander:
What about exposing them to sunlight or garlic?

Will Zimmerman:
All you get is tanned vampires with bad breath.

Helen Magnus:
Besides, we don’t want to kill them. We want to help them.

Kate Freelander:
No, I’m thinking kill them.

Will Zimmerman:
Yeah. Trust-fund vampires? I’m thinking she’s right.

Helen Magnus:
Granted, but it wasn’t their choice. They may be rich, spoiled, insolent children, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t save them.

[Kate and Will look at each other skeptically.]

Helen Magnus:
That’s a terrible sales pitch.

Kate Freelander:
Yeah.