Scorpion, Season 2

Cabe Gallo:
Who's Jackson Wyles?

Ralph Dineen:
Nobody.

Cabe Gallo:
There's two identical math sheets, one with your name on it, one with his.

Paige Dineen:
Ralph, why are you doing someone's homework for them?

Ralph Dineen:
To avoid injury.

Sylvester Dodd:
That's a good reason

Cabe Gallo:
Son, you can't let yourself get bullied. You gotta stand up for yourself. You know how to fight?

Paige Dineen:
He's not fighting.

Cabe Gallo:
That's the problem--he should be. Knock Jackson Wyles on his ass.

Happy Quinn:
Nothing stops a punk faster than a shot right to the snout.

Paige Dineen:
Thanks for the advice, but no.

Cabe Gallo:
I got an idea.

Paige Dineen:
Ralph, don't worry. I'm gonna set up a meeting with your principal and this Jackson Wyles' parents.

Sylvester Dodd:
Involving the bully's parents might be poking the bear. Ralph, how fast can you run?

Paige Dineen:
He's not going to run away. He's going to face his problems.

Toby Curtis:
His problem is probably twice his size and skilled at wedgies and rear admirals.

Ralph Dineen:
And the dreaded covered wagon.

Sylvester Dodd:
Maybe he shouldn't be wearing underwear.

Paige Dineen:
What?! I appreciate everyone's concern, but none of you are his mom.

Ralph Dineen:
I can handle this.

Walter O'Brien:
You can handle what? Everything OK, Ralph?

Paige Dineen:
Some kid's making Ralph do his homework for him.

Walter O'Brien:
Good, that is the perfect reason for Ralph to leave that school. He is smarter than everyone there, including the teachers. The guys and I will homeschool him from here.

Paige Dineen:
Worst idea yet.

[Toby plays a recording in Paige's voice]:
I think Toby's right. He's always right, or my name isn't Paige Dineen.

Toby Curtis:
Tweaked Walt's voice-adaptation software. It'll record the basic tone of anyone's voice, then it perfectly mimics whatever you type in.... And it is clearly not the time to unveil it.

Paige Dineen:
Thank God, this conversation's over. Sweetheart, I want you to avoid that boy today, and I'm gonna call Principal Pastorneck.

Ralph Dineen:
Don't, I can handle this. Just give me one day?

Paige Dineen:
Ok. Love you.

Sylvester Dodd:
Stay strong.

Cabe Gallo:
Hey, where you goin' kid? I just got the heavy bag up!

Ralph Dineen:
I gotta go; you can teach me to hit people later.