Scorpion, Season 2

Toby Curtis:
Holy TV stars!

News Correspondent:
[on TV] I'm here with Ralph Dineen. Hi Ralph!

Ralph Dineen:
[on TV] Hello.

Paige Dineen:
Ralph get in here!

News Correspondent:
[on TV] Ralph, I understand you've just been accepted to Harvard, MIT, Caltech, to name a few. Not bad for a 10-year-old. How did this happen?

Ralph Dineen:
[on TV] I applied.

News Correspondent:
[on TV] Really, does your mom--

[Ralph turns off TV]

Ralph Dineen:
Now I'm a celebrity at school. Kids don't pick on celebrities.

Walter O'Brien:
He's right. I mean, this was an efficient plan involving zero confrontation.

Paige Dineen:
I never signed off on TV interviews.

[Ralph plays a recording in Paige's voice]:
Of course you can speak to my son Ralph, I'm so proud of him.

Walter O'Brien:
I've been saying for months that Ralph needs to ditch that school.

Ralph Dineen:
I'm staying in elementary school. If I can't relate to humans, I'll turn out like you guys.