Scorpion, Season 2

Happy Quinn:
Knock knock.

[silence]

Happy Quinn:
Knock knock!

audience member:
Who's there?

Happy Quinn:
Matthew.

audience member:
Matthew who?

Happy Quinn:
Matthew could never do unless you had an IQ of 184!

[Audience is silent, except for Sylvester, who laughs hysterically]

Happy Quinn:
Ammonium and sodium hypochlorite hook up at a bar. Everyone inside dies.

Sylvester Dodd:
[laughing] It's funny because it's true!

Happy Quinn:
I've been reading this great book on anti-gravity; I can't put it down. I have this new theory on inertia, but it's not gaining any momentum.

[Sylvester is having trouble breathing because he is laughing so hard.]

Happy Quinn:
Thank you.

Walter O'Brien:
Well, that was factual.