Scorpion, Season 2

Walter O'Brien:
Come on, Toby, this is hazelnut creamer!

Toby Curtis:
And that's a table, and that's a chair. I'm pretty good at this game.

Walter O'Brien:
You wrote "hazelnut" in front of creamer again on the grocery list. I hate hazelnut!

Toby Curtis:
People like flavored creamers.

Walter O'Brien:
Creamer is a flavor and you could have just written a different item under it.

Toby Curtis:
You could just relax. Don't be such a creamer-screamer.

Walter O'Brien:
I'm not screaming, though I could very easily if you don't stop that nonsense you've been pulling.

Toby Curtis:
Really?

Walter O'Brien:
Yes.

Paige Dineen:
OK.

Walter O'Brien:
Absolutely.

Paige Dineen:
OK, this has gotta end.

Walter O'Brien:
What does?

Sylvester Dodd:
You two fighting constantly lately.

Cabe Gallo:
She's right. You two argue like an old married couple.

Walter O'Brien:
He's intentionally antagonistic.

Toby Curtis:
Actually, I'm half antagonistic, on my mother's side. But my father? One hundred percent oppositional.

Walter O'Brien:
Over the past weeks, your antics have gone from petty annoyance to overtly combative.

Toby Curtis:
Objection. Inflammatory.

Paige Dineen:
Overruled.

Toby Curtis:
Objection. You can't make that call. You two are sweet on each other.

Paige Dineen/Walter O'Brien:
Objection!

Toby Curtis:
OK, if we're gonna play kangaroo court: I have to go out of pocket to sweeten my java because all we normally have here is regular creamer.

Happy Quinn:
That honey is from Kovelsky's, it's free.

Toby Curtis:
Immaterial.

Paige Dineen:
You know what? You both suck. Your bickering is making everyone miserable.

Sylvester Dodd:
Copy that.

Paige Dineen:
You're being sent to couple's therapy.

Happy Quinn:
Awesome!

Walter O'Brien:
What? No.

Toby Curtis:
I'm with jerkface.

Paige Dineen:
Well, too bad. I manage this ball club.

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Cabe Gallo:
You heard the judge.