Scorpion, Season 2

Toby Curtis:
[using a puppet and mocking voice] My name's Walter O'Brien. I have the fourth-highest IQ ever recorded, 197. Einstein's was 160.

Walter O'Brien:
Yes, they're both facts.

Dr. Cecil P. Rizzuto:
But what is he saying?

Walter O'Brien:
Mm-hmm.

Toby Curtis:
I'm saying you have a superiority complex.

Walter O'Brien:
But I am superior.

Dr. Cecil P. Rizzuto:
Ah, ah, ah! If you want your feelings to be felt, you must use the felt.

Walter O'Brien:
[using puppet] My name is Toby. I went to Harvard. I chase Happy Quinn around like a schoolboy. I probably wear this hat in the shower.

Toby Curtis:
You see? Just attacks the hat.

Dr. Cecil P. Rizzuto:
Nah, forget the hat. The hat is stupid. Who's Happy Quinn? Walter might have some unconscious concerns about her to bring her up now.

Walter O'Brien:
No, very conscious. His obsession with her affects his efficacy.

Toby Curtis:
She's not...she's a friend, friend from work.

[buzzer]

Toby Curtis:
What the hell is that?

Dr. Cecil P. Rizzuto:
That's my nuttin' button. When you say something that's nuttin' but a lie [buzz].

Toby Curtis:
I didn't lie.

[buzzer]

Dr. Cecil P. Rizzuto:
Lie by ommission. You said friend twice, back to back. Repetitive proximity pattern. You and Happy are more than friends.

Toby Curtis:
Please, I'm not about to be analyzed by someone whose degree came with pop-up ads.

[buzzer]

Dr. Cecil P. Rizzuto:
Right to dismissive word choice.

Walter O'Brien:
There's no fraternization at work.

Toby Curtis:
We're not fraternizing at work.

Dr. Cecil P. Rizzuto:
Notice his use of the qualifier "at work"?

Walter O'Brien:
He did! He used a qualifier!

Toby Curtis:
Yeah, but... No!

Dr. Cecil P. Rizzuto:
Tobias, a little rumscuttle with someone you care about, nothing to be ashamed of. But therapy only works in conjunction with honesty. So, are you involved in amorous congress with Miss Quinn or not? We await your answer.

[pause]

Toby Curtis:
Oh crap.