Scream Queens

Boone Clemens:
So listen, the afterlife is kind of a weird place. Um, I don't know if you know this about me, but... I was a pretty amazing person when I was alive. And because of that, when I got to Heaven they offered me whatever I wanted... but I said what I want more than anything... is to come back down to earth, as a ghost... and make sweet love to Zayday Williams. [gives the bouquet to Zayday] A couple times. Maybe we can even date for a little while.

Zayday Williams:
[coldly] There's just one problem.... [shoves the bouquet to Boone] I don't believe in ghosts!

Boone Clemens:
[chuckles] Well, then how do you explain me being here?

Zayday Williams:
You faked your death!

[Grace appears in the room carrying clothes.]

Grace Gardner:
Hey, Zayday, have you seen my--- [gasps when she saw Boone alive] Oh, my God, Boone?!

Zayday Williams:
[to Grace] Boone is in here trying to seduce me with the oldest line in the book: he says he's a "ghost".

Grace Gardner:
Wait. [places the clothes in the bed] This all makes sense, Of course you would fake your own death so no one would suspect you!

Boone Clemens:
[surrounded by Grace and Zayday] Are you trying to say I'm the Red Devil Killer? Cause that's insane.

Zayday Williams:
We both know how you got this fork mark on your hand! [grabs Boone's hand, revealing the scar from the fork that Zayday had stabbed him earlier] From when I stabbed you in your evil lair. You're coming with us!

[Zayday and Grace grabbed Boone. They struggle as Boone barely escape through the window.]