Sea Patrol, Season Five (2011)

[Swain and Bird are looking worriedly at a bite mark on 2Dads' leg.]

Swain:
These aren't mozzie bites, mate.

2Dads:
They're not? What are they?

Swain:
They're probe marks.

2Dads:
What?

Swain:
Does it hurt to sit down?

[Now Swain is smirking while asking the question.]

Swain:
Did they go rectal?

[Swain and Bird started laughing at 2Dads.]

2Dads:
You know if my head wasn't about to explode, I'll tell you where to stick yours.

[RO passes by, turns back and leans into the room.]

RO:
2Dads, there's a call for you.

2Dads:
From who?

RO:
ET. He wants you to phone home.