Sea Patrol, Season One (2007)

Spider:
I mean, how cool is that? I fully thought the dude’s brother was dead as well. You know, she was very, very convincing.

Buffer:
So that’s how she got him to give up the drug bosses?

Spider:
Yeah, but it was cooler than that. I mean, like, when he went for her, she fully did this combat action stuff and just got him down, handcuffed him straight away. It was amazing.

[Buffer just stares at him.]

Chefo:
Wow, sit sounds like the X has a fan.

Spider:
No, she just could’ve saved our lives, that’s all.

Chefo:
It’s alright, Spider. I remember my first crush too.

Spider:
I don’t like her, Chefo.

Chefo:
It’s only natural. She’s a woman, and you’ll be a man one day.

Spider:
Chefo, I don’t like her.

Chefo:
It’s not what the evidence points to, Spide.

Spider:
[Leaving.] You suck.

Buffer:
Hey, Spide.

Spider:
What?

Buffer:
You did well out there.

Spider:
Thanks. [To Chefo.] You suck.