Sea Patrol, Season One (2007)

[The crew are picking fish up off the deck after a storm.]

ET:
[Grabs a fish Buffer had picked up.] Oh! Buffer! You kiss me! Kiss me!

Buffer:
Unlike some of us, ET, I’ve got standards.

Chefo:
I reckon that Buffer’s a one-fish kind of guy.

Buffer:
Righto, you lot! I want these uppers clear for a freshwater washdown! Spider, you’re in charge!

Spider:
Yes, Buff!

[They continue to throw fish over the side.]

Spider:
That storm in the night sure made a mess. You ever seen it blow as big, ET?

ET:
Mate, I slept like a baby. Didn’t feel a thing. Don't know what you’re talking about.

Spider:
You're pulling my chain, right? The waves were massive. They were at least 20 metres.

[ET laughs.]

Chefo:
20 metres, hey, Spide? You sure you weren’t asleep too?

[RO is collecting fish from the top of the mast.]

RO:
Squid for breakfast! [He throws a squid down.] Looks like we did some illegal fishing in that storm.

Spider:
[Laughs.] You were saying?

RO:
I believe you, Spider. How else did we get all this seafood up here?