Sea Patrol, Season One (2007)

Buffer:
Misty found my conversation inspiring.

Swain:
Misty? [He grabs the piece of paper Buffer is holding.] Misty was that blonde you were talking to at the bar last night?

Charge:
Name like ‘Misty’, she’s either a stripper or a whale-watcher.

Swain:
Or both.

Charge:
Possibly both.

Buffer:
Hey, hey, I finally get a woman interested and I’m gonna die inhaling some deadly toxin.

Charge:
Toxin, perfume – same result.

Buffer:
Yeah, I’d like to see how these guys handle this toxin when I feed it to them.

Swain:
Oh, gentlemen, company.

[They all stand up when Martina Royce enters.]

Martina:
Uh, hi. I agree with you completely. [Sticking out her hand.] Martina.

Buffer:
Buffer. Peter.

Charge:
[Clears his throat.] You’ll have to excuse us, Martina. Peter’s watch is about to start, and I need to give my boys some information.

Martina:
Understood. We’re relying on you boys to find this ship.

Swain:
Oh, ma’am, if anyone can sniff it out, it’s the CO.

Martina:
[Picking up Buffer’s email.] Oh, uh, I look forward to hearing some of your inspiring conversation.

Buffer:
Ma’am.

Swain:
Must be your pheromones, mate.

Buffer:
What?

Swain:
Exactly.