Seinfeld, Season 6

Jerry:
So, you just pretended it didn't bother you?

George:
What is that, 'boyfriend'? I don't understand that. What, what does she think I asked her out for?

Jerry:
Boy, it's the way they just slip that in there, too.

George:
Yeah, like it's just part of the conversation. 'Oh, my boyfriend really likes watches. He's a real watch freak.' Well, that's fabulous.

Jerry:
Well, let me ask you this. What exactly did you say when you asked her out?

George:
I said, 'Would you like to go for a walk or something?'

Jerry:
Oh, a walk, well...

George:
Or something. I said, 'Or something'!

Jerry:
Or something. Yeah, that's a date.

George:
There you go!

Jerry:
You know, there is always the possibility that she called an audible.

George:
What do you mean?

Jerry:
Well, she got up to the line of scrimmage, didn't like the looks of the defense and changed the play.

George:
I think things were going okay. We were having a nice conversation.

Jerry:
Uh huh.

George:
I mentioned how I liked horse manure.

Jerry:
You did?

George:
Yeah.

Jerry:
Yeah. You said you liked horse manure.

George:
Yeah. You know, about how when you break it down, it's really a very positive thing. You know, you have a 'newer,' with a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. It's not bad.

Jerry:
And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend?

George:
Yeah. Oh, you think because of what I said about the manure. I was just saying how it takes a negative thing, and puts a positive spin on it.

Jerry:
I'm just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure.

George:
So you don't think she really has a boyfriend?

Jerry:
My honest opinion, I think she made it up.