Seinfeld, Season 8

Jerry:
I can't believe I'm losing Pam!

Newman:
I know how you feel. For I, too, have a woman for whom I pine.

Jerry:
I thought we were talking about me.

Newman:
Right.

Jerry:
Anyway, I don't need your help. [turns to leave]

Newman:
Oh, don't you? Joke boy? You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"?

Jerry:
Alright, Newman. What do I have to do to get you to stop pulling the strings for Kramer?

Newman:
Well, there is a little something you can do for me...

Jerry:
C'mon, out with it.

Newman:
It's about...Elaine.

Jerry:
Elaine? What does she have to - [pause] Oh no...

Newman:
You dated her. Give me some inside information. Anything I can use!