Seinfeld, Season 8

Kramer:
What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?

Mr. Leland:
Kramer, I've... been reviewing your work... Quite frankly, it stinks.

Kramer:
Well, I ah.. been havin' trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..

Mr. Leland:
No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all... I don't know what this is supposed to be!

Kramer:
Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead.

Mr. Leland:
Well, I'm sorry, but there's just no way that we could keep you on.

Kramer:
I don't even really work here!

Mr. Leland:
That's what makes this so difficult.