Seinfeld, Season 8

Kramer:
Hey, Elaine, do you have some free time tomorrow afternoon?

Elaine:
Me?

Kramer:
Yeah, because you're perfect. You're a calculating, cold-hearted business woman. When there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on throats.

Jerry:
Oh, come on.

The lawyer:
Situation number four: You're breathing on your own you're conscious, but with no muscular function.

Kramer:
Well, would I be able to communicate? I don't see how. I don't like the sound of this one.

Elaine:
Yeah, let's pull the cord, huh? Yank it like you're starting a mower.

The lawyer:
Moving on.

The lawyer:
You have liver, kidneys and gallbladder but no central nervous system.

Kramer:
Well, I gotta have a central nervous system.

Elaine:
Okay.

The lawyer:
One lung, blind, and you're eating through a tube.

Kramer:
No, that's not my style.