Seinfeld, Season 8

Jerry:
Who was the last president to have a beard?

George:
Nixon.

Jerry:
No, I mean a real thick beard.

George:
His was thick.

Jerry:
No, I mean like a full long beard like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.

George:
Falkmore.

Jerry:
Who?

George:
Artemis N. Falkmore.

Jerry:
You made that up, right?

George:
Yeah. But it sounds like a president name, doesn't it?

Jerry:
Yeah. Why do presidents all have these bad names? Woodrow, Grover, Millard

George:
The presidency attracts the badly named. Their ambition is based on personal insecurity. It's a classic male overcompensation.