Seinfeld, Season 8

Father Curtis:
[in a confessional booth] Tell me your sins, my son.

Jerry:
Well, I should tell you that I'm Jewish.

Father Curtis:
That's no sin.

Jerry:
Oh, good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

Father Curtis:
And this offends you as a Jewish person?

Jerry:
No, it offends me as a comedian!