Sherlock, Series 4

Lestrade:
You’re at the beck and call of a screaming, demanding baby, woken up at all hours to obey its every whim. Must feel very different…

Sherlock Holmes:
Sorry, what?

John Watson:
Yes, well, you know how it is. All you do is clean up their mess, pat them on the head.

Sherlock Holmes:
Are you two having a little joke?

John Watson:
Never a word of thanks. Can’t even tell people’s faces apart.

Sherlock Holmes:
This is a joke, isn’t it?

Lestrade:
Yeah, and it’s all, “Oh, aren’t you clever. You’re so, so clever.”

Sherlock Holmes:
Is it about me?

Lestrade:
I think he needs winding.

John Watson:
You know, I think that really might be it.

Sherlock Holmes:
No, don’t get it.