Sonic Boom, Season 1

[Sonic's flashback]

Sonic:
Everything okay, miss?

Perci:
Are you...?

Sonic:
[responds] Yep, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. Fastest hero in the World, purveyor of justice, righter of wrongs, eater of chili dogs.

Perci:
[squeals, then turns around to talk to herself] Calm down, Perci. It's just all your dreams coming true. [turns back around to Team Sonic] I'm so sorry.

Sonic:
Don't worry, I'm used to it. Just breathe slowly and tell Uncle Sonic what happened.

Amy:
Clearly, she fell off her bike and hurt her arm.

Sonic:
Oh, Amy. Don't be jealous because I'm paying attention to another. [Amy growls; to Perci] Don't mind her, she kinda has a thing for me.

Perci:
Who wouldn't?

Sonic:
Exactly, now let's see what we can do about that bicycle. [walks over to Knuckles] Knuckles, bring it over here. [Knuckles walks off and comes back with a boulder] That's a boulder. I said bicycle, but I'm not angry because I know that you're a simpleton.

Knuckles:
Thank you, Mr. Sonic. [throws the boulder away and walks off]

Amy:
Oh my, Perci. You've been injured. I know what to do about that. Lecture you on bicycle safety. First, never ride a bi–

Sonic:
[cutting Amy off] Amy, what Perci really needs is a splint for her arm.

Perci:
Wow. You sure know how to take charge of every situation. [Sonic winks.]

Amy:
...And voila! [Sonic notices Perci's arm is in a mechanical sling and nods in disapproval as Knuckles walks up to Sonic.]

Knuckles:
I couldn't find a bicycle, but maybe one of us could ride this to get one. [holds up Perci's bicycle and throws it in the mud, splashing Amy and Perci] Sorry about your scarf. I should've known I'd mess it up. I always do when I'm not under Sonic's direct supervision.

Sonic:
[walks over to Perci's bicycle] Huh. As a man, I could fix this with my bare hands. However, it would be quicker with the proper tools. To Tails' workshop! [The 4 head over to Tails' workshop just before Sticks pops up.]

Sticks:
Hey! Watch out for that robot! I'll bet she's a spy! Broadcasting our secrets to her mechanical overlords! You know, the ones that make the microwaves blink 12:00! Even though you just did it yesterday! [runs off screaming]

Sonic:
[to Perci] Don't pay attention to her. She's actually very nice.

[Scene Change:
Tails' Workshop, flashback.]

Sonic [opens the door] Tails? I guess he isn't here. No matter. I'll heroically repair this bike with only my bare hands! [picks up Tails' welding laser] And a welding laser. Amy, you tend to poor Perci's injury.

Amy:
Mmm-hmm.

Sonic:
Knuckles, you clean the scarf that you so carelessly ruined. [puts the bike on the table and starts to fix it. Amy puts a heating pad on Perci's arm]

Knuckles:
[looks for a place to dry the scarf such as a drying rack, blow dryer, drying machine, and a lab kiln] Tails' industrial strength lab kiln seems like a perfect place to dry a really delicate scarf. [puts it in the lab kiln, closes the door, and turns it on]

Amy:
This heating pad isn't enough. [to Knuckles] Knuckles, get Perci a pillow.

Knuckles:
You're not the boss of me, Sonic is! (No, wait…)

Amy:
But I'm bossy and overbearing and I need everyone to do as I say to compensate for my own insecurity! [Knuckles angrily throws the pillow at her.] Don't throw it at me, hand it to me nicely! [throws the pillow back at Knuckles which exchanges in a pillow fight with the pillow ending up in Perci's face]

Sonic:
Kids, behave yourselves! This is why we can't have nice things! [smells smoke and a fire starts as Amy and Knuckles do a tug of war for the pillow.

[Sonic puts out the fire using buckets of water.]