Sonic Boom, Season 1

Sonic:
Uh! There's got to be something fun to do around here. [opens a drawer and discovers a hand bound manuscript] Huh? [picks up the manuscript from the drawer] Well, well, well. "A Rose without Thorns" a play in 3 acts, and guess who wrote it...

Knuckles:
Me?

Sonic:
No, not you. Amy.

Knuckles:
Oh…

Sonic:
[coughs] "An empty stool sits under a spot light as the lovely, charismatic and super popular, Annie Rose appears from the curtain and pours herself a glass of lemonade."

Sticks:
[snatches the manuscript from Sonic] "'Twas years since I first met the mysterious stranger, the one with the fur, the colour of the ocean." Who do we know with ocean coloured fur? [ Coughing ]

Knuckles:
Me?

Sonic:
Well, it can't be me though I am mysterious, I'm more of a royal blue. [takes the script from Sticks and reads from it] "Sonar enters, pitter pattering across the stage in his scarlet loafers." Sonar. [coughs; as "Sonar"] "Hey, Annie! I'm gonna play volley ball. I only play against myself because nobody else can keep up." See? He doesn't sound anything like me! He's an egomaniac without the incredible awesomeness to back it up.

Sticks:
[takes the script] "Thump, thump, thump, a knock at the door like the sound of some one big and strong, but unable to figure out a simple doorknob. Annie Rose sautés to the door and answers revealing Shoulders, the hulking dullard of a farm hand."

Knuckles:
Me…?

Sticks:
"Shoulders strides towards Annie, but is distracted by a shiny object."

Knuckles:
It doesn't say that! [snatches the script from Sticks] Give it here! [distracted by the "shiny" metal bands held by the manuscript] Wait, what was I about to do?

Tails:
[takes the script from Knuckles] "But before Annie can reply, a naïve young fox named Taylor enters, cowering beneath the legs of Sonar." Hey! I don't cower! [cowers the lightning and hides beneath Sonic's legs] Curse you, irony!

Sticks:
[takes the script from Tails] "Just when all hope is lost, enter Twigs the crazy eyed feral badger." [as Twigs] "Miss Annie, the robot apocalypse is nigh! I intercepted a transmission from my toaster!" This is just ridiculous! Everyone knows when the roboapocalypse arrives, it's the can openers that would transmit signals! Toaster. [Amy stares nearby and dropped the tray of pop opers.]

Amy:
[furiously] What... are... you... DOING?! You're reading my play!? That's an invasion of my privacy! [Sticks gives the script back to Sonic]

Sonic:
We have a right to read it since we happen to be all the characters!

Amy:
It's not based on you guys!

Sticks:
Oh, no…? [holds up a shiny object in front of Knuckles]

Knuckles:
Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme! [comes running after the shiny object and takes it from Sticks] Oh, like Twigs isn't exactly like you!

Sticks:
She'd be wiped out by the roboapocalypse in 2 seconds, taking advice from toasters! Can you believe these people?

Tails:
Guys, stop fighting! Right, Sonic?

Knuckles:
Was that you talking, "Taylor"? I couldn’t see you in Sonic's shadow!

Sonic:
Good one, Knux!

Tails:
At least I'm not an egomaniac, "Sonar"!

Sonic:
That character wasn't like me at all! He wasn't nearly as awesome as I am!

Amy:
You know what's not awesome? Rummaging through my drawers and reading my personal manuscript!

Knuckles:
When this storm blows over, maybe we should all go our separate ways!

Amy:
Why wait? I'm going to the kitchen, where I will make and consume all the dainty hors d'oeuvres I want... without ketchup! [snatches the script from Sonic and walks off]

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Sticks:
FINE!