Sonic Boom, Season 2

(At Tails's workshop...)

Tails:
Okay, guys. I'll be the first to admit that my speed-boost experiments were a tad inconclusive.

Knuckles:
Does "inconclusive" mean the same as "hilarious"?

Tails:
Well, you know what they say: no pain, no gain.

Sonic:
(sarcastically) I'm sorry this was painful for you, Tails.

Tails:
It's okay. Besides, without your broken ribs, I never would've invented this, (reveals a vest and control panel) my Ultra-Sonic Speed Amplifier!

[beat]

(The gang gives Tails a lukewarm applause.)

Tails:
Spare me your halfhearted applause. Once you see what this baby can do, your applause will be at least three-quarter-hearted!

(Tails puts the vest on Sonic)

Sonic:
So, if I wear this thing for six weeks, will my ribs heal properly?

Tails:
No. This control panel will deliver amplification signals into your chest plate, allowing you to reach unparalleled speeds, all using state-of-the-art blast-processing technology!

Sticks:
"Blast-processing technology"? Those are just phony-baloney buzzwords to fool the simple-minded!

Knuckles:
Blast-processing technology?? Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme!