Sonic X, Season 1

Truck driver:
What is this, Halloween?!

Sonic:
So they can talk...

Police officer #1:
What is that thing?

Police officer #2:
Looks like a big hedgehog.

Police officer #1:
A blue hedgehog?

Police officer #2:
Well, whatever it is, we better get it out of here. Hey, buddy, want to ride with us down to the station?

Police officer #1:
Should I call for backup?

Police officer #2:
I have three kitty cats at home. I think I can handle this little fella. [Sonic folds his arms and frowns]

Police officer #1:
Did you see that? That thing's got an attitude. A bad one.

Police officer #2:
Yeah? Well, He won't get away from me! [lunges at Sonic but Sonic dodges]

Police officer #1:
[drawing his truncheon] Why, you little--

Sergeant:
[in slight German accent] Take it easy. I think we can handle this without getting rough. Duffy, get behind him.

Duffy:
Right, Sarge.

Sergeant:
Okay Now, when I say the word, we're all going to jump into him at once. Alright then, is everybody ready? LET'S DO IT! [The sergeant and 3 policemen jump at Sonic]

Police officer #3:
Okay, Sarge, I think I got his leg!

Police officer #2:
I got 'em round the neck, Sarge!

Sergeant:
Alright, let's put him out at the count to 3. 1, 2, 3! [the officers all pull, and fall over. They were in fact holding onto themselves; Sonic had dodged and was now sitting atop a patrol car, wondering what was going on. Suddenly he is enclosed in a butterfly net]

All:
Aah, aah, aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Police officer #4:
Don't worry, Sarge! I got him! [Sonic races off, pulling Policeman 2 along with him. The other policemen grab the net, but Sonic is too fast. He jumps over another patrol car, with its door open, but the policemen are bundled inside]

Sergeant:
Attention, all units! Attention, all units! There is a blue hedgehog headed north on Central Street, towards the on-ramp to 101. [cuts to 2 policemen driving]

Police officer #5:
I've never heard of a blue hedgehog before, have you?

Police officer #6:
It must be one of those fancy new sports cars from overseas. Hey, if we catch it, maybe the captain will let us drive it!

Police officer #5:
I bet it has one of those cute little hood ornaments that looks like a hedgehog. [Sonic lands on the bonnet of the car, in a pose reminiscent of a hood ornament]

Sonic:
[looking at the camera] I don't know how I got here, but I gotta find a way to get out. [jumps off the bonnet and races off, leaving the policemen dumbfounded]

Police officer #6:
Hey, Did you see... what I just saw?

Police officer #5:
I think I did, but I wish I didn't.