Sonic X, Season 1

Dr. Eggman:
You'll never stop me now, Sonic! All I have to do is to push this little button.

Sonic the Hedgehog:
Yeah, if you can push it before I grab it.

Truck driver:
What is this, Halloween?!

Sonic:
So they can talk...

Police officer #1:
What is that thing?

Police officer #2:
Looks like a big hedgehog.

Police officer #1:
A blue hedgehog?

Police officer #2:
Well, whatever it is, we better get it out of here. Hey, buddy, want to ride with us down to the station?

Police officer #1:
Should I call for backup?

Police officer #2:
I have three kitty cats at home. I think I can handle this little fella. [Sonic folds his arms and frowns]

Police officer #1:
Did you see that? That thing's got an attitude. A bad one.

Police officer #2:
Yeah? Well, He won't get away from me! [lunges at Sonic but Sonic dodges]

Police officer #1:
[drawing his truncheon] Why, you little--

Sergeant:
[in slight German accent] Take it easy. I think we can handle this without getting rough. Duffy, get behind him.

Duffy:
Right, Sarge.

Sergeant:
Okay Now, when I say the word, we're all going to jump into him at once. Alright then, is everybody ready? LET'S DO IT! [The sergeant and 3 policemen jump at Sonic]

Police officer #3:
Okay, Sarge, I think I got his leg!

Police officer #2:
I got 'em round the neck, Sarge!

Sergeant:
Alright, let's put him out at the count to 3. 1, 2, 3! [the officers all pull, and fall over. They were in fact holding onto themselves; Sonic had dodged and was now sitting atop a patrol car, wondering what was going on. Suddenly he is enclosed in a butterfly net]

All:
Aah, aah, aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Police officer #4:
Don't worry, Sarge! I got him! [Sonic races off, pulling Policeman 2 along with him. The other policemen grab the net, but Sonic is too fast. He jumps over another patrol car, with its door open, but the policemen are bundled inside]

Sergeant:
Attention, all units! Attention, all units! There is a blue hedgehog headed north on Central Street, towards the on-ramp to 101. [cuts to 2 policemen driving]

Police officer #5:
I've never heard of a blue hedgehog before, have you?

Police officer #6:
It must be one of those fancy new sports cars from overseas. Hey, if we catch it, maybe the captain will let us drive it!

Police officer #5:
I bet it has one of those cute little hood ornaments that looks like a hedgehog. [Sonic lands on the bonnet of the car, in a pose reminiscent of a hood ornament]

Sonic:
[looking at the camera] I don't know how I got here, but I gotta find a way to get out. [jumps off the bonnet and races off, leaving the policemen dumbfounded]

Police officer #6:
Hey, Did you see... what I just saw?

Police officer #5:
I think I did, but I wish I didn't.

Boy:
My name's Christopher. Do you have a name?

Sonic:
Yeah, I have a name. My name is Sonic the Hedgehog.

Stewart:
[watching Chris heading back home] You know, maybe there's more of being a school teacher than passing out homework taking absent class. [eats the officer's hamburger and the officer appears behind him tapping his baton on his left palm]

Officer:
Enjoying my burger bub?! [Stewart turns around and sees him and runs off with the burger on his mouth and the officer chases after him] Hey, get back here! Stop, chewing you thief! One more nible, I'll call out the SWAT team!

Amy:
[takes a look at her passport ID and becomes angry at the photo she just looked at] I look terrible!

Tanaka:
Really?

Chris:
You do?

Cream:
Let me see.

Cheese:
Chao.

Amy:
Why did they have to use this picture?! I look like a lunatic!

Tanaka:
Now now, Ms. Amy, I wouldn't exactly say it makes you look like a lunatic... exactly.

Amy:
It makes me look like an insane, off-the-wall, out-of-control maniac! I HATE IT!!!

Chris:
What do you think you're doing, Eggman?!

Eggman:
Wise up! You didn't really believe that I was homesick like your loser friends, did you? The only thing I care about is establishing the Eggman Empire. I can do that on my planet, or yours. It makes no difference to me.