Sonny With a Chance, Season 2

Announcer:
On the next Mackenzie Stalls, backed up passions overflow.

Sonny:
I thought we were destined to be together. Now I can never forgive you. You left the toilet seat up!

Grady:
It was a moment of weakness, but I'm not the only one with a secret shame.

Sonny:
(gasps) You mean?

Grady:
Yes! You forgot to flush.

Announcer:
Lack of hygiene leads to lack of trust.

Tawni:
I can't hold it in anymore. Tell me the truth. Did you wash your hands?

Nico:
Of course I did.

Tawni:
Lies! (slaps Nico)

Nico:
Ohhh!

Announcer:
And someone didn't read the writing on stall.

Sonny:
You're not welcome here, Mackenzie.

Grady:
Why? Because I'm richer than you?

Sonny:
No, because this is the girls bathroom.

Grady:
(gasps) WHY?!?!?!?!

Sonny:
And you're zipper is open.

Grady:
WHY?!?!?!?!?!

Announcer:
In a world flushed with drama, the number one show is now number two. Mackenzie Stalls.

Zora:
Starring Chad Dylan Pooper.

Chad:
(watching the sketch and becomes furious) Pooper?! Oh, it's on! Plunger! (catches a plunger thrown at him and walks away)