Sonny With a Chance, Season 2

Chad:
Well if it isn't the face of geezer hatred.

Sonny:
*sighs* You heard?

Chad:
We all saw it, didn't we kids?

Nico:
Did you bring the kids here to boo us?

Chad:
No, we came here to thank you.

Tawni:
Really?

Chad:
Yeah, because for just a minute their fear of clowns took a backseat to their grandparents tears. My grandma called me, told me not to watch the show, told her it was ok I already didn't.

Sonny:
You know someday someones gonna expose you for the jerk you are [Pulls off Chad's hood and sees the hair curlers] OH MY GOSH!

Tawni:
OH MY GOSH!

Chad:
[Tries to cover his hair] OH MY GOSH!

Sonny:
Hair curlers?

Chad:
No. Girls wear curlers. These are my...Healthy hair rods.

Nico & Grady:
(laughs)

Chad:
Ha ha ha. My follicle consultant has me wearing them to keep my hair happy...and attached to my scalp.

Sonny:
Your worried about losing you hair? But your seventeen.

Chad:
Buddy was seventeen and before he knew it it was melon!

Sonny:
Melon?

Chad:
Melon I tell ya!