Sonny With a Chance, Season 2

Zora:
So what do you think was up with the slip of the tongue this morning?

Chad:
(getting food but not looking at Sonny) They're watching.

Sonny:
(getting food too but not looking at Chad) Yeah. I know. Act natural.

Chad:
Good call. Just follow my lead.

Sonny:
Okay.

Chad:
What say you good woman? Were these freshly picked this fine morn?

Sonny:
I said act natural not Amish. This is silly. Why don't we just tell people that we have a date tonight?

Chad:
Bad idea. You know how much our two shows hate each other. If they find out we're going on a date they'll think it's okay for them and then- (shakes his head)

Tawni:
You don't think those guys like each other, do you?

Nico:
Maybe. I mean look at them trying to act all discreet.

Grady:
Well, I happen to be keen reader at lips. So whatever they're trying to say, they might as well say it to me.

Sonny:
So Chad...

Grady:
No, Brad.

Sonny:
what's the plan?

Chad:
Well I'm getting us a limo-

Grady:
Apparently he's getting a pillow.

Chad:
to take us-

Grady:
Two steaks plus.

Chad:
at 8:00-

Grady:
He ate a sock.

Chad:
to a nice dinner.

Grady:
and a rice thinner.

Tawni:
Read my lips.

Grady:
[turns to Tawni]

Tawni:
You're a dope.

Grady:
"Europe's pope."