South Park, Season 11

Principal Victoria:
Stacy, go ahead and send in Eric Cartman.

[Cartman enters the room and starts laughing as uncontrollably as he did before at Dr. Nelson]

Principal Victoria:
Eric, Mr. Nelson is concerned about how you react to little people.

Cartman:
Oh, oh- did I hurt his little feelings? Ha ha ha!

Dr. Nelson:
You know, you think you have the power to make me insecure, but your words are actually completely powerless.

Cartman:
Oh-oh-oh-oh! If we could get, like, 8 of these, we can dress them all up like little beavers, right? And then put them in a pond, and see if they build a dam!

Dr. Nelson [as Cartman continues laughing at him]:
You see? No matter what you say, I'm still standing!

Cartman:
Barely!

Dr. Nelson:
No matter how you act, I can rise above it!

Cartman:
"Rise above it!" Get it?

Dr. Nelson:
[his face is now blushing in anger] SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

Principal Victoria:
Mr. Nelson!

Dr. Nelson [as Cartman laughs at him again]:
He didn't get to me. I was just joking.

Cartman:
Look, look how his face is all red. He's like a little strawberry.

Dr. Nelson:
Arrgh!