South Park, Season 11

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

[Cartman is trying to retrieve the picture of Butters's penis in Cartman's mouth, but it's nowhere to be found. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are playing basketball at the community park]

Stan:
Aw, man, I've got H.O.R.S. now. [steps aside as Kenny receives the ball]

Kyle:
Okay, my turn. [Kenny gives him the ball and Kyle prepares to shoot. Cartman approaches the park behind him]

Cartman:
Where is it, you filthy Jew?!

Kyle:
[throws up the ball] Where's what?

Cartman:
[grabs Kyle by the collar and shakes him violently] You know goddamn well what!

Kyle:
Let go of me!

Stan:
What the hell are you doing, Cartman?

Cartman:
I went home to alter the picture of me with Butters' penis in my mouth to look like Kyle, but it was gone! [shakes Kyle again] What did you do with my picture?!

Kyle:
Knock it off! I don't have your stupid picture!

Cartman:
[rolls up his sleeves] Give it back, Kyle!

Kyle:
I don't have it!

Cartman:
[stretches his arms left and right, then up and down] I swear to God, Kyle, if you don't give it back right now, [puts up his fists as if to box] I'm gonna break your f***ing Jew legs right here.

Kyle:
Shut up.

Cartman:
You shut up! You're lying, [points an accusing finger at Stan and Kenny] and you two are covering up for him! You know what? You're just like Jews yourselves! [points to Stan] Stan, you're a Jew, [points to Kenny] and Kenny, you're a Jew! You're all Jews!

[Kyle punches him on the right arm once, firmly]

Cartman:
Ow! [puts his left hand over his right arm] Ow! Aaargh! [grimaces, turns around, and runs out of the park, screaming]

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