South Park, Season 11

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

[Mrs. Garrison defends a lesbian bar, called "Les Bos", from a Persian takeover]

Mrs. Garrison:
Would you allow straight people in? Men?!

Persian Messenger:
Well, we would allow whoever--

Mrs. Garrison:
Choose your next words carefully, Persian!

Persian Messenger:
Look, pal, we don't have to offer you anything, so...I don't know why you're being so difficult. This is crazy!

Mrs. Garrison:
No. This isn't crazy. This...is..."Les Bos"!

[Mrs. Garrison kicks the Persian Messenger in the balls, in slow motion. The Persian Messenger screams in slow-motion agony]

Fellow Messenger:
How dare you!

[Mrs. Garrison twists her body in slow motion a la Oracle Girl from 300]

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