South Park, Season 11

Mrs. Garrison:
[writing on blackboard] Okay, so what do we get when we multiply a negative number--

Cartman:
Dick tits!

Mrs. Garrison:
[pauses] ...when we multiply a negative number by another negative--

Cartman:
Shoot! Asshole! [Stan and Kyle glance back at him. Mrs. Garrison sighs; Cartman smiles] Excuse me.

Mrs. Garrison:
And if we apply what we've just learned, we see that all negatives can--

Cartman:
Splodge! Balls! Bloody vaginal belch!

[whole class giggles]

Cartman:
[in a sing-song voice] You guys, don't laugh. It makes me feel insecure about my illness.

Mrs. Garrison:
All right, kids, let's just try to focus on learning, okay? Now all you need to remember here is that negative numbers--

Cartman:
Tampons! Tampon dick shit!

Kyle:
Will you knock it off already?!

Cartman:
Kyle, don't you think I wish I could? I'd give anything to be normal like you. Kike.

Kyle:
Don't push me, asshole!

Mrs. Garrison:
Kyle! Watch your language! [Cartman begins laughing maniacally]

Craig:
If I could yell "tampon dick shoot" in the classroom, I'd be so happy.