South Park, Season 11

[Kyle is attempted to be revived through a defibrillator]

Paramedic:
Clear! [sends power through the paddles. Kyle rises, then falls softly. No sign of life yet. The paramedic removes the paddles] I'm sorry. He's gone.

Cartman:
No! Kyle can't die. [gets on his knees and checks various parts of his body for a pulse]

Paramedic:
I'm sorry, young man.

Cartman:
Kyle?

Paramedic:
Well, at least now he doesn't have to suck anyone's balls.

Cartman:
[enraged] Nooo! [begins giving Kyle CPR] No, he has a strong heart! He wants to live! Come on, Kyle! Come on, buddy!

General:
He's gone, little boy.

Cartman:
[to the paramedic] Zap him again! [opens Kyle's coat and shirt] Do it!

Paramedic:
Charging.

Cartman:
Do it!

[the paramedic places the paddles back on Kyle's body]

Cartman:
Come on, buddy.

Paramedic:
Clear.

Cartman:
Come on, buddy.

[the paramedic fires away. Kyle rises, then falls softly. No sign of life yet.]

Cartman:
Get out of here! [goes back to giving Kyle CPR. A woman covers her eyes in despair] Goddammit, Kyle, you never walked away from anything in your life! Now fight! [smacks Kyle around] Fight! Fight! Right now! [begins to break down] Fight! Fiiight! Fight! [slams down hard on his chest]

[Kyle coughs, then comes to. Cartman begins to weep happily]

Cartman:
Give him some air. [an oxygen mask appears and Cartman places it over Kyle's nose and mouth] There, easy. Breathe easy. [weeps softly some more]