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South Park, Season 12

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Cartman:
Don't come any closer, we had information that we only trust with the President of the United States.

Police Officer #1:
The President?

Police Officer #2:
Alright men, we're going in.

Cartman:
No. God damn it, we're serious, we only talk to the President, stop. Fire a warning shot, Butters.

[Butters shoots the police officer to the groin]

Police Officer #3:
Ah! Aggh! Owww!

Cartman:
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

Butters:
What, what happened?

Cartman:
God damn it, Butters. What did I say shooting guys in the dick?

Butters:
You said that there was too much competition among existing steak sauces.

Cartman:
What the fuck is wrong with you? That is not cool, Butters, that is not cool. [pauses for a moment] You don't fucking do that! You don't shot a guy in the dick.

Butters:
Well okay, I'm sorry!

Cartman:
It's not okay, defeating the Chinese won't mean anything, if we do it by going around shooting people in the dick! Goddamn it!

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