South Park, Season 14

[Butters is confronted by the boys in the school hallways]

Cartman:
Butters, what the fuck do you think you're doing?

Butters:
Just enjoying myself. Why, Eric?

Kyle:
Butters, you know goddamn well you didn't write that book!

Butters:
[a little angrily] But, you told me I did.

Stan:
Yeah, but that's when we thought we were going to get in trouble, Million Dollar Abie.

[Red and Lola appear and defend Butters]

Red:
Hey, hey, you leave Butters alone! He's a very fragile artist.

Lola:
[fondly] He's so brooding and full of angst.

Butters:
[smugly] Yeah, I'm brooding.

Cartman:
Butters doesn't deserve any credit for Scrotie McBoogerballs! We deserve all the credit.

Red:
Oh, God, you guys are pathetic!

Lola:
Yeah, get a life and stop mooching off Butters's success for once!

[the girls leave]

Stan:
[frustrated] God damn it!

Kyle:
Butters, do you really think it's fair to lie like this?! Let me tell you, if you don't have--!

Butters:
[snaps] No! Let me tell you something, fellas!! You ALWAYS take advantage of me. And after reading Catcher in the Rye, I've learned you're nothing but phonies! [the boys look shocked at this sudden explosion] I'm not letting you trick me this time. So the four of you can just suck on my wiener. [Leaves]

Cartman:
[After a pause; in a shocked voice] What an inconsiderate jerk!