South Park, Season 14

News Reporter:
[After Butters' book influences a lunatic to murder the Kardashians] Our nation is still reeling from the tragic deaths of the Kardashians. The shooter claims he was driven to commit the slaughter immediately after reading "The Poop that took a Pee" by Leopold "Butters" Stotch. It's all over; the Kardashians wiped out in the blink of an eye, all because one little PRICK had to go and write a book! [Butters is at his desk with his face buried in his arms, The news report is airing on the TV in the background] Leopold Stotch… I hope they BURY you! YOU EVIL FUCK!

[Stan and his friends enter Butters' room]

Cartman:
Dude, people are pissed off at you, Butters.

Butters:
I know.

Stan:
They're saying they're gonna ban both your books now, completely. You're not making any more money!

Butters:
[lifts his head up, crying] You think I care about that?! My writing got the most beautiful woman in the world killed! I loved her! And if she died it was because of me!

Kyle:
Ah... Oh Butters, [steps forward] it'll be all right. Listen, we've all learned that people look for meaning in books. And sometimes, even if it isn't there, they'll try and invent their own meaning.

Stan:
Yeah, dude, eh, that's why we all need to avoid books and stick to television.

Butters:
Thang, thanks, fellas. I'll definitely never write again. I think I can get over this.

Cartman:
That's good, Butters, because, we need to tell you something.

Butters:
What?

Cartman:
[sighs heavily] You were sleepwalking again, and dressed Sarah Jessica Parker up in a moose suit. You left her in the forest and she got shot by a hunter.

Butters:
[shocked] What?! Oh no!

Cartman:
Yep, sorry. You're gonna have to come down and admit it was you. [walks out of the room with the other boys]

Butters:
Aw. Aw I got her killed too?? Aw uh, oh well, at least she was ugly. [leaves his desk and follows the other boys downstairs]