South Park, Season 14

Stan:
Hey, guys! Check it out! Tom Cruise is a fudge packer!

Tom Cruise:
What did you call me?

Eric Cartman:
Hey, that is Tom Cruise! [snaps a picture of him]

Butters:
How come you're packing fudge, Mr. Cruise?

Tom Cruise:
I'm glad you asked, I'm not a fudge packer!

Stan:
Dude, you don't have to be ashamed or anything.

Tom Cruise:
But, I'm not a fudge packer! [packs a block of fudge into a box]

Stan:
Then why are you packing fudge?

Tom Cruise:
I'm not! I'm glad you asked, I'm a very busy actor! I'm just here trying to get away for a week and do some fly fishing! [pushes more fudge into boxes]

Stan:
Dude, you are in a fudge factory packing fudge.

Tom Cruise:
Oh, that does it! I will [slams his fist on the belt] SUE you!

Stan:
For what?!

Tom Cruise:
You can't just call somebody a fudge packer and get away with it!

Mr. Garrison:
[walks up with the students; notices Tom] Hey, is that fudge packer, Tom Cruise?

Tom Cruise:
[takes off and throws his hat on the ground] Mr. Garrison, THAT'S IT! I'm suing this entire intolerant town! [starts leaving the factory]

Stan:
But, dude...

Tom Cruise:
No buts! You wanna accuse somebody of being a fudge packer, you're gonna pay the consequences!