South Park, Season 14

[The fudge factory, Stan and Randy talk with Tom Cruise]

Randy:
Mr. Cruise, my son is so, so sorry. And he would do anything to take back his hurtful comment.

Tom Cruise:
That's nice. I'm still suing you all! Nobody calls me a fudge packer!

Randy:
Yes, it was a terrible mistake. But, maybe you could see how -- since you do, take fudge and, pack it into a box...

Tom Cruise:
What?

Randy:
I'm just saying, you are employed currently, as a person who, packages...

Tom Cruise:
I'm an actor. I do not pack fudge!

Randy:
Right, my son just got confused. Because you have a little uniform, and a hat that says "Fred's Fudge & Candies." And you are... look it doesn't matter just... please withdraw the class-action lawsuit. Nobody in our town will ever call you a fudge packer again.

Tom Cruise:
[takes a short break and sighs] There is... one thing that your town could do to... maybe make me forget about this lawsuit.

Randy:
Anything! Anything you want, Mr. Cruise.

Tom Cruise:
It's just that there's somebody I've always wanted to meet. Face to face. If you could get him to show up in your town...

Randy:
Sure, who is it? We can get anybody for you.

Tom Cruise:
Muhammad. The prophet of the Muslim faith.

Stan:
Ooooo...

Randy:
That's tricky.

Tom Cruise:
Well then you can just get sued!

Randy:
Mr. Cruise, if there's anybody else we could try to bring to town, we could-

Tom Cruise:
NO! Just him! You get Muhammad to appear in South Park, or your little town is done!