South Park, Season 14

[South Park Community Center, evening; Randy is on stage with Mr. Mackey, Principal Victoria, The Mayor and her aides; Much of the town is in the audience]

Randy:
Okay, people, I kno- I know. But, he will get the other celebrities to withdraw their lawsuit if we just... get Muhammad to appear in South Park.

Mr. Garrison:
Are you nuts?! If Muhammad appears in South Park, we get bombed!

Stephen Stotch:
We don't know that! Maybe enough time has passed.

Kyle:
[to Token] Dude, I can't believe we are dealing with this Muhammad thing again.

Mr. Mackey:
But even if it were safe now for Muhammad to come, huh, how would we ever find him?

Sgt. Yates:
Yeah, showing an image of him is completely off-limits and censored. So nobody has ever seen what Muhammad looks like.

Stan:
I saw him once.

[The audience turns to Stan]

Mayor McDaniels:
You did?

Stan:
Yeah. A while ago my friends joined David Blaine's cult. I had to go to the Super Best Friends to rescue them. Muhammad was one of the Super Best Friends.

Mr. Garrison:
Oh, and what? And he was just out in the open where everyone could see him and nobody got bombed?!

Stan:
No, dude, it was totally flying.

Sgt. Yates:
Muhammad showed up and there was no violence at all.

Stan:
Well this giant John Wilkes Booth shot Abraham Lincoln.

Randy:
Alright, Stan, that's enough. Jesus, can't learn to shut up, can you? [to the audience] Now look, I believe we CAN find Muhammad. I've done a lot of research and I've completed a sketch of what Muhammad could look like today.

Mr. Garrison:
[stands up] No, don't!

[Randy pulls out a sheet of paper from a manila envelope and turns it around:
it's a stick figure with a round head]

Mr. Garrison:
Is that okay to show? [sits down]

Jimbo:
I don't know. I guess we'll see.