South Park, Season 15

Kyle:
Stan?

Stan:
[While drunk] Kyle! [Hugs Kyle]

Kyle:
Hey, Stan? [Pulls away from the hug]

Stan:
[Speaking slurred] Dude, I'm sorry. I'm being a shitty friend. I missed my buddy. You were right, Adam Sandler is fucking hysterical!

Kyle:
Stan, are you alright?

Stan:
But Kyle, it's all shit! For real! It's all shit because the aliens with AI and you and me are gonna fuck it all up! Come on!

Kyle:
Dude. Have you been drinking?

Stan:
You're not listening to me, Kyle. Dude, we have to go do this one thing, and then everything can go back to normal!

Kyle:
It's too late for that. Things just can't go back, Stan, uh. I'm with Cartman Burger now.

Stan:
[Pauses for a moment] Dude, Cartman Burger? Seriously? How shitty is that fucking concept?

Kyle:
See? There you go again. Look at you, dude. Look what you've become. [Cartman shows up to see Kyle]

Cartman:
Everything alright here, Kyle?

Kyle:
Yeah, It's fine.

Cartman:
We're gonna need some more patties pretty soon.

Kyle:
Yeah, yeah, ah I'll be right there.

Stan:
Come on, Kyle. This is about you and me, remember?!

Kyle:
Look, dude, things around here have changed. Sometimes, the only way to keep going is to make a left turn.

Stan:
[In silence, waiting for a moment] Fuck you, Kyle, [Flips him off] you're a piece of shit! [Kyle sighs and leaves to the burger stand] Kyle, I love you. [Kyle shows ups, but Stan flips him of again] You're a piece of shit, though, Fuck you! [Kyle leaves again to the burger stand] I love you. [Kyle refuses to show up to him this time]