South Park, Season 16

Cartman:
Ugh... what!? [stands up] What's going on?!?

Man 1:
The plagues! The plagues are upon us! Run!

(it starts to rain frogs. Cartman runs away)

Cartman:
It's raining frogs! [finds Kyle, who is climbing to the roof of his house on a ladder] Kyle! Kyle, my Hebrew friend! Did you see that it's raining frogs!?

Kyle:
[bangs a nail into a piece of wood] Yes! It's because the Pharaoh won't give the Hebrews what we want! God is angry.

Cartman:
So God makes it rain frogs? That just seems kind of mean to frogs, Kyle.

Kyle:
That's how God is! And if Pharaoh doesn't give us what we want, next he's gonna kill all Egyptian first born boys!

Cartman:
Wha- Okay, look, I'll talk to the Pharaoh and see if he'll change his mind.

Kyle:
It doesn't matter. Because God is going to harden the Pharaoh's heart!

Cartman:
What does that mean?

Kyle:
It means Jehovah is going to use his powers to keep the Pharaoh from letting us go.

Cartman:
Well that doesn't seem very fair, Kyle. I mean, if God is going to make Pharaoh say no, then why would he punish him for saying no?

Kyle:
That's just how God is.

Cartman:
You're wrong, Kyle! God is not a dick!

[Kyle gets angry]