Kyle:
[runs up to the boys at the neighborhood park] Guys! You guys! Listen. Cartman has tens of thousands of voter ballots hidden somewhere. He's changed the outcome of the election!
Stan:
Wow, really? That's pretty impressive.
Kyle:
Come on, guys! He's hidden them somewhere and we have to find them!
Stan:
But I thought Obama won pretty easily last night.
Kyle:
Dude, because of the electoral college these votes in swing states can really matter.
Stan:
I don't understand that stuff at all. I need Morgan Freeman to explain it to me.
Jimmy:
Yeah, I love when Morgan Freeman explains stuff.
Craig:
Whenever I'm confused about what's going on in a movie, I'm always so relieved when Morgan Freeman shows up and explains the plot to me.
Kyle:
God damn it this is serious, you guys! Cartman has stolen the election!
Butters:
Well, maybe Cartman had a good reason.
Kyle:
[stares at Butters for a while] Butters, you know something, don't you?!
Butters:
Huh? Wha? NO. Uh-uh, why?
Kyle:
[walks towards him] What did Cartman tell you?!
Butters:
He didn't tell me nothin'. And I'm sworn to secrecy. I-it's really important, Kyle, and it isn't what you think. [gasps] Uh, don't make me say anymore!
Kyle:
Tell us what you know, right now!
Butters:
I can't! Don't you see?! [feels his body and takes out a small bottle of almond M&M's] Don't make me swallow this! Wa-I'll do it!
Stan:
Is that an M&M?
Butters:
It's an almond M&M. Ah-I'm very allergic to almonds. Please, just leave me alone.
Kyle:
Then you have to tell us!
Butters:
Well… uh… HWAAAH! [quickly swallows the almond M&M and makes sure he doesn't throw up]
Kyle:
Oh, shit! Don't let him swallow it!
Stan:
Pry his mouth open!
Craig:
He ate it!
Kyle:
[grabs Butters by the collar] Butters, where are the ballots going?! Where are they going?!
Butters:
Ah! Bah! I hate almonds.
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