South Park, Season 17

Worker:
All right now, you say that you witnessed your friend being abused by her parents.

Michael:
Yes. They called her an emo.

Worker:
What's wrong with that?

Michael:
Emos suck! Their vile, self-pitying, depressed assholes!

Worker:
So, why do you think they called her that?

Michael:
Because she's Goth, and some ignorant people don't know the difference!

Worker:
What is the difference?

Pete:
Oh my God! They're totally different!

Worker:
Okay, different how?

Pete:
They're, you know, one is good and an' emos are horrible! [flips hair] You're, you know... They're posers!

Firkle:
Emos suck my Goth balls.

Michael:
Alright alright, think of it this way: a goth believes that deep down the world is totally fucked up. But an emo thinks that deep down, they are totally fucked up.

Worker:
That's not much of a difference.

Pete:
That's a huge fucking difference!

Michael:
Okay okay, look, emos are more prone to suicide.

Pete:
This fuckin' bitch, man.

Michael:
But goths are more prone to be depressed that so many people commit suicide.

Pete:
Goth's darkness is nihilistic whereas Emos is cynical.

Michael:
Wait, I thought we were cynical. Whatever, it doesn't matter.

Pete:
No, see, you're nihilistic.

Michael:
Oh yeah, you're right.