South Park, Season 17

[Butters and Scott visit George R. R. Martin ]

George R. R. Martin:
It's the Red Wedding, isn't it? You hate how I killed everyone off?

Butters:
Uh, no sir, we just really need to know about the dragons, but they never seem to show up.

George R. R. Martin:
Oh, they're coming; the dragons are on their way.

Butters:
When?

George R. R. Martin:
You really wanna know?

Butters:
Please, it's urgent!

George R. R. Martin:
All right. King Joffrey is still at King's Landing, but there is a young blacksmith who wakes up one morning with a plan. And his weiner gently hangs down between his legs, soft and flaccid, his weiner glistens in the golden sunlight...

Butters:
No! No! Can we just skip the weiner stuff and just get to the dragons?

Scott:
[winces painfully] Aw shit, I think I'm... I think I'm gonna faint.

Butters:
Uh, what's the matter, Scott?

Scott:
I told you, I have to eat every two hours.

Butters:
He's diabetic.

George R. R. Martin:
Oh Jeez, uh, why don't you kids come out from the cold? I'll order some pizzas.

Butters:
Oh. Okay, thanks.

George R. R. Martin:
Come on in! I'll tell you everything that's gonna happen in "Game of Thrones".